I am so sick of poly doors.
Just to give you guys an insight into our local market, for the last ten years polyurethane and vacuum rules supreme.
I refuse to sell vacuum doors , but many of the guys do.
15 years ago we couldn't sell enough timber country V groove with capping and lead lights. Sydney was in love with a style or look loosely termed the federation look. Recycled timber was real popular and for people who couldn't afford that we had the country Baltic look where you take pristine pine doors and age them with stain, make indentations and apply some black Japan. There was still a lot of laminate top, melamine door, kitchens being made. As well as a healthy share of normal everyday timber, Plus a few poly ones
Then it turned. Somehow almost overnight polyurethane and vacuum became most popular and affordable. Everyone wanted it. No one hardly wanted timber.
Its now totally rare to put a laminate kitchen into anything but a rental.
Ten years ago poly groove doors were more popular as we transitioned away from timber. Now its more plain.
I love timber doors, I have a timber kitchen myself, I make good money out of timber, everyone should have a timber kitchen.
But bloody Sydney's in love with PLAIN. The plainer the better
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A typical quote goes something like this
What type of kitchen do you want? How about a nice Tasmanian oak or lovely Jarrah timber kitchen or perhaps, you would like something plain?
Okay.. something plain
Would you like a 5mm radius or a bevel on that?
Can we have a radius?
Please, Please, Please, can I put just a little 20mm splay on it to jazz it up a little.
Nooooooo we like the rad and can it be smaller, perhaps 3 mm?
Oh. okay, Noooooo problem.
What colour would you like?
A whitish colour the plainer the better.
How about a bronze metallic colour or perhaps a steel grey?.
Your joking aren't you? Do you want this job or not?
Ha Ha. Yeah. just being funny. Heres a paint Brochure, Dulux, Directions in white.
Yeah that's more like what we're looking for.
Here darling, this is a nice colour. Oh yes, hogs bristle quarter strength. Nice Colour. (Its not a colour, it almost white)
Hogs Quarter it is.
We don't want gloss, can we have something else, something that's not soooo in your face?
(Groan, under breath),Yeah sure, heres three samples 30 Percent satin , 60 Percent satin, or 90 Percent satin, (I'm sick of satin too).
How about a granite top? Hard, durable, and lasting, Comes with swirls and character from the past. Something with a million year story, each slab a one off and as unique as mother nature can make it,..............
Does it come in white? That's the dark stuff isn't it? That's the spotty stuff isn't it? Doesn't it stain? What else can we have?
How about this boring crushed up reconstituted stone stuff.
Oh yeah! that's really nice. Beautiful. Not to overpowering. matches in nicely. We love it! Mwwuuh Mwuuh Mwuuh
.......................We don't want handles. Handles make a kitchen look too busy, don't you think?
How about these nice squarish ones or these rounded bar ones?
Nooooo we want shark nose profile doors, no handles, the plainer the better.
Shark nose it is.
What colour do you want your glass splashbacks?
Something plain, can we have that in a whitish colour as well.
Sure can!
At the end of the choosing process they ask
Do you think we have chosen something that will look nice?
Ohhhh Yeah! You chose a nice modern look. A nice and clean look. Something that wont date or go out of style ((under breath) Its just going to look like the other 85 percent of kitchens we have been doing for the last ten years(but don't worry about that, as long as your happy!))
AND THATS......... why I am so sick of poly!
As you walk out the door, you stop and ask. By the way what colour are you going to paint the walls?
SOME THING PLAIN!
I am only slightly joking.
Of the poly kitchens more than 50% of them are plain doors the rest do have some sort of groove. curved head. various profile grooves, square head or flat panel.
When I look at American kitchen sites its nice to see all the ornate timber work.
We can only wish for people willing to spend on some genuine woodwork.
These days, poly, soft closers, and reconstituted stone go into your everyday mum and dad homes to your million dollar homes and apartments. There's not too much difference between them
You might think I am joking but seriously I have been waiting for the last 7 or so years for it to change.
Maybe this year will see some return of timber.
But That's why a MDF door designer would be an asset for the guys with a Thermwood in our local market
Sorry to ramble and get of topic
